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sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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I don’t understand how people can smile when they’re working out. Are they on drugs while exercising? I only smile if the instructor is good looking or the workout is over. If anyone asked me to be one of those people to be an extra in the background of an exercise program, I would have a constant frown on my face, sweating like crazy, or constantly yelling “you’re killing me, I hate you, I’m only doing this because someone told me that I was getting paid and there would be food.”

That stupid moment where I accidentally kicked my table while exercising. Surprisingly my foot didn’t hurt. Instead I woke up my cat while she was taking her millionth nap. Yet I cry like a bitch when I drop pens, coins, or any small objects on my feet, but kicking into a table is okay somehow.

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Coffee & Wine
Jinkx Monsoon — PLAYED 230 TIMES

dorothystrattens:

Jayne Mansfield playing the violin [x] & piano [x] on The Ed Sullivan Show (1957)

Before playing the piano, Jayne joked about others’ preconceived notions of her saying, “My playing the violin and now the piano may remind you a famous story about Dr. Samuel Johnson. Once when he saw a little puppy walking on its hind legs, he said ‘It’s not that you expect him to do it perfectly, it’s just that you’re surprised the puppy does it at all,’ which just goes to prove that I not only play the violin and the piano, but I also know who Dr. Samuel Johnson is.”

"She played the violin, she read Shakespeare. She was not the village idiot. As a matter of fact, she made village idiots out of those who supposed such.” –Ray Strait on Jayne Mansfield

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