January 2011
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Dear TV, I don't want to see infomercials of how...
I swear they put on the weirdest infomercials at night. I just saw the Flirty Girl Fitness infomercial. You’re telling me I’m missing out on the free stripper pole, if I don’t get the dvd within the next 30 mins…what a shame!
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SNL used facebook in 2001 in a sketch
I’m watching the Best of Jimmy Fallon right now. In the recurring sketch for Jarret’s Room with Seann William Scott, they had the Freshmen Facebook Awards where they featured incoming freshmen of that year. That sketch was from 2001 and Mark Zuckerberg came up with facebook circa 2003/2004. Someone gots some explaining to do.
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A list of airports for TSA statuses →
Here’s a website to use whenever you’re flying to know which airports are using body scanners.
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If a child is past the age of 3, then stop putting...
I see many parents that keep putting their children in strollers, even though they’re too old to be in one. That’s too much spoiling right there. If a child is able to walk on their feet, then why are they still using a stroller? I know kids can get tired walking sometimes, but come on. My parents stop putting me in a stroller once I learned how to walk. These days, I swear parents...
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Watchanderson-cooper:
Another NYE preview, this time Anderson shows off his new pair of glasses (I think they’re new?), tries out a new pose with them on and laughs his head off at Kathy Griffin’s jokes because he’s high on drugs. Yep.
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I almost met Parker Posey today
I was busy doing something this morning, then my brother comes up to me. He said, “you do realize who that was?” I told him that I didn’t see anyone. He told me that he was talking to Parker Posey. I screamed for somewhat seconds. I couldn’t believe that I missed the chance to meet Parker. That annoyed me so much. But in the afternoon, I found a 20 dollar bill on the...
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My mom approves of Aaron Tveit
My dashboard was on the computer. My mom saw Aaron’s pic as my icon. She asked who’s the good looking guy? I told her that’s Aaron and he’s an actor. So basically she approves of him which means say hello to your future son-in-law…if I ever meet him and date him.
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Bruno Mars co-written Cee-Lo Green's Fuck...
Holy crap. What even? I knew Bruno Mars is a successful singer, songwriter, producer, etc., but I had no idea that he co-written my favorite song of the year. I have so much respect for him. Wow. My mind has been blown into pieces.
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The best gift to receive on Christmas is money
I love money. Who doesn’t? If you say no, then I don’t know. Money is one of the things that people need the most. Sure, money can’t buy you happiness, but it can make you happy to a certain extent.
On Christmas, people will receive gifts that are good or bad. Most of the time, those gifts are bad, very bad. And sometimes you can’t get rid of them. But when you receive...
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I feel sorry for whatever kid that got a Pillow...
Pillow Pets are one of the dumbest toys for kids in years. Its a pillow, its a pet, its a Pillow Pet…oh hell no.
You know its a dumb toy if it has its own infomercial, or its sold at a drugstore like CVS, Walgreens, etc. A pillow pet is nothing new. I had one back in the early 90s. It was pink and a dog. I think I still have it…
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WatchThe best SNL musical performance of all time: featuring Luciano Pavarotti and Vanessa Williams performing “Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful.”
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Hundreds of letters to Santa are mysteriously... →
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Watching Princess Bride makes me sad...Cary Elwes...
Cary Elwes used to be hot looking. Now he’s just old and fat. This is not the Cary Elwes that I fell in love with back in the 90s. For reference, go watch Princess Bride, Glory, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, the Crush, etc.
I’m watching Princess Bride right now and wondering how could this happened? Cary needs to get plastic surgery and exercise. It worked for Jane Fonda. Jane just...
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The Apocalypse is near...K Town aka Korean Jersey...
I have been dreading this since I heard the pilot episode being filmed for K Town. As a Korean American, this is such a disgrace beyond words. I can tell you that not all Korean Americans act like idiot skank losers who get drunk on soju and what not. I will blame this on Tyrese more than anything. Does he have some creepy Asian fetish? Why would he allow this to happen? As of today, K Town has...
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Lesson of the day: Do not eat the meatball...
As much as I love the meatball sandwich from Subway, its giving me major heartburn. I don’t even have any pepto bismol or whatever to help my stomach out. I even drank Sprite and still nothing. So that’s the lesson of the today. Learn from it.
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Whoever I end up marrying must like eating pie
I decided that just now. The future husband to be, shall eat pie, or I’m going to force him to like pie. And if he still doesn’t like pie, then I will convince him to like it with whipped cream. Whipped cream makes everyone happy.
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The story of my life so far...I always end up...
Why is that all the good guys are either taken, a jerk, really weird, or gay? I’m tired of this! I’m getting to the age of where I’m tired of searching to find the right guy. I just want to find the one where I’m going to spend the rest of my life with and marry him. But nooo, the universe doesn’t want me to end up like that for now. I don’t want to say that...
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